"i came!" caesar said with a big grin on his face. he goes to high five brutus but sees his wife glancing disapprovingly. "uhh… i saw, i conquered" he added.
when you see a fat ass
i could literally just sit here and watch this gif for 26 executive minutes
this is England
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking